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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock joke Knock knock Whos there Broken Pencil Broken Pencil who Never mind...its pointless!"

"One day you're going to meet the girl of your dreams And she won't want your money She won't want your house, or your car She won't want you either ;)"

"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."

"My mom always says ""Alcohol is your enemy!"" Jesus says, ""Thou shalt love thy enemy."""

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"Why did the man open a rooftop bar? He wanted to have drinks on the house."

"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""

"As an old muslim adage says ""When you get home, beat your wives and your children. If you do not know why, they know."""

"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"

"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."