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Joke of the Day

"One day you're going to meet the girl of your dreams And she won't want your money She won't want your house, or your car She won't want you either ;)"

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's seven"

"What if there was a Christian version of ISIS called CHRISIS?!"

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. "

"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"

"Some might say I peed my pants. I like to say I voided my bladder into my trousers like the classy refined gentleman that I am. #bt140"

"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans"

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil... ...I don't know how much she charges him."