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Joke of the Day

"As an old muslim adage says ""When you get home, beat your wives and your children. If you do not know why, they know."""

"There was a gay man from Scoon Who took a lesbian up to his room, They sat on the bed, Then each of them said: ""Now who does what and with which and to whom?"""

"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"

"Roses are Dead, Violets are Dead I am a bad gardener"

"""excuse me, (Chinese couple at the next table,) I seem to have forgotten my calculator, can I borrow your toddler?"""

"The message in a bottle is probably my favorite form of communication that involves throwing garbage in the ocean."

"If you say ""anyways"" instead of ""anyway,"" that's alls I needs to knows abouts yous."

"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."

"When you ""assume"" you make an ""ass"" out of ""Ume,"" my Hawaiian buddy, who hates assumptions."

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."