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Joke of the Day

"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."

"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"How do you write ""DO NOT TOUCH"" in braille ?"

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"

"If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?"

"There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college? Bi-son"

"My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism."

"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."