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Joke of the Day

"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."

"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."

"My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination."

"Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !"

"What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?"

"Q: When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? A: At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."

"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."

"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"

"At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."