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Joke of the Day

"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."

"Ok, but like, how married are you?"

"My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files He told me I lost the gig..."

"{Bear walks up to me} ME: Plays dead BEAR: Get up, I just want to talk. Who are you voting for in the election ME: Ugh, a poller bear"

"Some say I'm an apathetic person... But really, I just don't care."

"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"

"Almond Butter: For people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy."

"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake."

"what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Bravefart"

"I can't wait till next years veterans day: for the ones that didn't get captured...."