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"Ok, but like, how married are you?"
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"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"
"My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food."
"Why did Jon Snow need a new battery? For the watch."
"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""
"I really want to meet this Hardon Collider. Is he a new pornstar?"
"Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts? Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers"
"I'm emotionally constipated I haven't given a shit in days."