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Joke of the Day
"Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team? He kept getting pyro-technicalities."
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"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."
"[greeting aliens] Hello, we are the smartest animals on this planet. Every week we give the grass a little haircut"
"Found this joke on the Internet and/or heard it from a friend/professor Wasn't that funny."
"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."
"My signature sex move is flirting like a pornstar then getting awkward as fcuk once it looks like something could actually happen."
"Johnny: Will you marry me? Jenny: You have to ask my father first. Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Jenny: And what did he say? Johnny: He said he's already married."
"What kind of exercises do lazy people do? Diddly-squats"
"I'm not bisexual. I'm ambisextrous."