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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again."

"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""

"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean dip."

"Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies except one... His SAG preview copy of Inside Out. It would be unethical for him to share that copy while it's still in theaters."

"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"

"I love when couples get sick together because that's what people deserve for being happy."

"What do you call a lost nun? A Roman Catholic"

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."

"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"