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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"
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"Last words of an electrician... ... ""the fuck dis cable?"""
"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."
"I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from"
"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"
"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"How much does a Human shield cost? One life"
"*me at fast food counter* ""hey mister, did this meat bark or meow?"" ""It asked stupid questions."""
"I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!"