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Joke of the Day
"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""
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"What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!"
"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."
"Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? Because they're filled with iraqi semen"
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza... I guess i should've put it on aloha temperature."
"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."
"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""
"What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him? Dy Ho"
"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't take her out again."
"I wrote an essay about American Patriotism Then I pointed at it and started shouting ' You Essay! You Essay!'"