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Joke of the Day
"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""
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"""That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-"" ""Neil! Stop."" ""I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"""
"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."
"hey! if u keep makimg faces like that u'll grow up to be a great physical comedian, able to unite peopel with laughter, adored by all, loved"
"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."
"Q: What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend? A: His smellular phone!"
"I stay up late every night and realize it was a bad idea every morning."
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"
"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."
"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A Meowntain"