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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
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"A friend of mine suggested I go see a psychic medium. Apparently, I needed an extra large."
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"Sometimes I like to sit at the playground & wait for a concerned Mother to ask ""Which kid is mine?"" I like to reply ""I haven't decided yet."""
"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"
"German sausage Ain't it the wurst?"
"They say two heads are better than one But sometimes I just don't need that much lettuce."
"How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes? He feigned ted."
"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."
"There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while."