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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off."
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"The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar... But it isn't waterproof so it breaks."
"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"
"We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers"
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi"
"I went out with one woman who turned out to be an arsonist. I met her on match.com"
"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."
"What is an astronomer's favorite drink? *Star*bucks. [Sorry.](https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)"
"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""