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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."

"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""

"What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food? A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why did the duck get arrested? because he was smoking quack!"

"*Feels the chill* Chill: I have a boyfriend"

"What do you call a room with no walls? A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place."

"Tonight I'll be teaching a poetry class for prison inmates called ""Prose & Cons""."

"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *whack* ""Dang!"" A bad skydiver goes: ""Dang!"" *whack*"

"Impotence: Nature's way of saying, ""No hard feelings"""