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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."

"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."

"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"

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"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"

"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"

"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."

"What do you call a horny Catholic? A firm believer."

"I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming Step one: be a tractor Step two: don't be unnatractor"

"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."