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Joke of the Day
"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"
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"If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh."
"So I asked my friend what ADHD was... He told me ""It's was like a better quality version of."""
"A Jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"
"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""
"Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!? oops wrong sub..."
"What happened when the Ape won the door prize? He didn't take it - he already had a door!"
"My best mate is called Tiba. Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards."
"Have you seen my LSD? No but have you seen the Dragon in the kitchen?"
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