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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of all these farming tips. Let's face it, there's only one thing that makes you good at farming Step one: be a tractor Step two: don't be unnatractor"

"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"

"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."

"How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it."

"Teacher: You're new here aren't you what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith"

"Yo mama's so intrinsic she compounds daily. All my finance majors out there."

"What did the maxi pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""

"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."

"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."

"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"