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Joke of the Day
"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."
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"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"
"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"
"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."
"WalMart is closing down 269 stores in 2016 Due to this, 17 cashiers will lose their jobs."
"I tried anal for the first time last night and I hated it... Fuck that shit"
"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"
"QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?"
"If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank. Colonel sounds right to me."
"Invention: When your heart stops beating, your smartphone and laptop instantaneously explode. PATENT PENDING!!"