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Joke of the Day
"How did I get out of Iran? Iraq. Edit: Guys I think I fucked up."
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"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"
"Security frantically searching my pockets not realizing I'm stealing the trench coat"
"What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist? The C4 does something when it's triggered."
"One fish, two fish, red fish WHO LEFT THEIR BLOODY TAMPON IN THE FUCKING FISHBOWL?"
"One pirate says to the other, ""Ey, you want some grog?"" And the other says, ""I made tea!"""
"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"
"One injured in Greyhound rollover in Texas. But the rest of the puppies are fine."
"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."
"When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess."