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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."
Next Joke
"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."
"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date. "
"Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?"
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"
"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."
"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"
"Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not I'm in the bus queue aren't I?"
"I like my Thanksgiving turkey like I like my own ass On the dining room table, with my family gathered round, and with my grandmum's fists in it pulling out the stuffing."
"If you are single don't worry. Someone will come around shortly to totally fcuk that up."