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Joke of the Day
"Cruz picked Fiorina as his running mate. She probably gives better head than Kasich."
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"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten""tickles"""
"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."
"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."
"I'm in the mood to multiply"
"You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up"
"What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs."