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Joke of the Day

"You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up"

"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."

"Relationship Status: Got put in the friend zone by a succubus playing around on a Ouija board. I can't even get lucky in the spirit world."

"Me: Got your nose! Baby: *drags from cig* Let me tell you how this is going down. You give me back my nose & maybe I let u walk out of here."

"What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie"

"Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother? Just checking how creative the Humorists in Reddit are."

"An Irishman Walks out of a bar."

"My angry wife said: ""I hope you spend an eternity in hell !"".... I said, ""Why wait? I'll take you clothes shopping right now""."

"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"