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Joke of the Day

"At Walgreens I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, ""Make it 52""."

"I like my politicians like I like my men ...I don't like men."

"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"

"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."

"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Quick question Do clippers games count as sold out if the stadium is three fifths full?"

"What's a rabbits' favorite song? ""Hoppy Birthday to You."""

"My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like ""Cute top!"""