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"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"

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"I have come up with a truly fantastic business idea for Malaysia Airlines. A new slogan! ""Leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again."""
"Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!"
"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."
"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"
"I take my women like I take my coffee. Really hot and all over my crotch while I'm driving."
"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"
"What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11? One is a part-time job the other an inside"
"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""