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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female accountant? An accountant you sexist fucker."
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"What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well-hung."
"Did you know Joe Montana and his brother have more super bowl wins than the Manning brothers? And Joe Montana doesn't even have a brother!"
"What do you call a potato who puts videos online? A Youtuber"
"I spent the past 2 years looking for my girlfriend's killer But no one will do it"
"""Will I ever live in a clean house again?"" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess"
"She is not my reword, I am her punishment."
"I just got my first cold sore... My mom says: ""Welcome to the world of herpes!"""
"Now that I'm 40, it's time to put aside childish things and be a man lol just kidding I'm drawing pictures of raccoons flying spaceships."
"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."