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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female accountant? An accountant you sexist fucker."
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"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"
"Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!"
"""Who are you wearing?"" -red carpet interviewer at the Serial Killer Awards"
"My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now."
"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"
"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"
"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."
"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."