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Joke of the Day

"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous."

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"

"The Indian food market My buddy asked me if I wanted to get lunch with him at the new Indian food market and I said namaste (nah... ima stay)"

"My stepdaughter said the Justin Bieber movie is rated R because people will faint when they see him. I stabbed her with my car keys."

"I taught my daughter to whistle a few days ago and now I'm teaching her that whistling can lead to adoption."

"TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home it's nearly dark!"

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."