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Joke of the Day
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm."
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"I'm opening a funeral home that has a bar in it. I know right?"
"If you could pick any superhero name and power, what would they be? My name would be ""Dad"" and my power would be *invisibility*..."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? one can wash their crack and re-sell it!"
"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"
"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."
"What do you call a rabbit roaming with a pack of lions? One bad ass rabbit."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."
"What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for? Web design."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"