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Joke of the Day

"I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever!"

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."

"As a straight male, there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind. They give the best fucking head!"

"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."

"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"

"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"

"Instagram fail Yes, i liked the picture on instagram that you posted 153 weeks ago And no, i didn't do it on purpose..."

"My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is"

"Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is"

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."