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Joke of the Day

"As a straight male, there has always been something about the gay community that blows my mind. They give the best fucking head!"

"Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar.............. [removed]"

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""

"I really hope everything we know about Zombies is accurate because if they're smart I'm going to need a Plan B."

"Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!"

"Two atoms are talking: ""Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I'm positive!"""

"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."

"Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant."

"A dad walks into a room seeing his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. He said: ""I was gonna eat that, now it taste like cucumber"""

"People are not giving Trump enough credit from last nights debate He just beat off two guys at the same time on national TV"