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Joke of the Day
"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"
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"My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public... I said maybe."
"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."
"I don't think Major Tom was much of an astronaut - Ground Control had to tell him to put his helmet on, FFS. That's pretty basic stuff."
"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"
"After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance ""The Human"" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet"
"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"
"Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements? Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!"
"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
"A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook"