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Joke of the Day

"Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is"

"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."

"Want to hear a joke about paper pizza? Nevermind, it's tearribly cheesy."

"Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure."

"The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it ""Contains Peanuts"" makes me extremely nervous for the human race."

"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."

"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"

"I wonder what those old comedians who made livings cracking wise about airline food are doing now that there's no such thing."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*"