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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."

"Closing time, son ""Huh?"" You don't have to go home but you can't stay here ""But I live here Dad"" *Dad stares at me* Don't forget your Xbox"

"It's hard having a cheesy personality... I get Provolonely."

"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""

"Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, ""Have you heard about that mad cow disease?"" The other says, ""Yeah, good thing we're penguins""."

"I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl."

"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was."

"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"

"I found out NVidia have made a new sun cream I hear it will have more shader cores"