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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!"
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"""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU"
"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
"Dear bill collectors, if you want me to answer the phone, instead of ""no caller ID"" try something like ""free shoes"""
"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"
"After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die."
"How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes? Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf."
"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"
"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""
"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."