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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit Broadway show!"
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"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."
"There's a fine line between numerator and denominator."
"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."
"[leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket"
"My teacher actually said this to us before out computing exam... Pupil: ""Will we be able to use the calculator in the exam?"" Sir: ""No, it will be disabled just like you"" No joke, he actually said that"
"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."
"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""
"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"
"The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising."