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Joke of the Day

"The new iPhone 6s Plus is going to be a smash hit. Yeah, I heard it's a HUGE 6S."

"No One Understands Me I'm a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a guy, on the side of the highway reciting the alphabet backwards and trying to walk a straight line."

"I hate horror movies where everything goes back to normal at the end. You just had a demon inside you, but yeah, let's go for pancakes."

"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."

"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"

"A Redditor sees a comment that he doesn't agree with... ...and gives it an upvote because it's a valid point."

"My fridge is so empty, I just saw a fly in my kitchen wearing a pastry apron, kneading dough and mumbling ""He doesn't even buy bread."""

"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."

"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."