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Joke of the Day
"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."
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"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""
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