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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire? Bernadette"

"Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing."

"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."

"Just wrote ""58008"" on my calculator app and when I turned it upside-down, it auto-orientated back to the right way up. I hate the future."

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."

"What does a pescatarian librarian eat when they're hungry for a little snack? Microfiche."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"It's official. The winner of the biggest upset in US presidential history is T-R-U-M- A-N. 1948. HUGE upset. Edit 3:30AM ET: this was a *lot* funnier when it was true."

"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."