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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"What drove the British mystery fan insane? He lost his Marples."

"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""

"Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?"

"I feel there's still hope for this world every time my computer's spellcheck doesn't recognize Kardashian."

"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."

"Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows."

"What do ISIS/ISIL members use to clean their dirty vaginas? ...me!"

"Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers."

"If being a success was a sound, I bet it would sound a lot like this air pump I'm using to inflate my new furniture."