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Joke of the Day
"What would batman do if he wasn't rich? He would be robin."
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"Traffic lights are so shy the closer I get to them, the more likely they are to go red"
"Green men make me cross."
"[girl chatting up guy at bar] girl: so what do you do? magician: i halve a girlfriend"
"I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here"
"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""
"Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting."
"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""
"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."
"If you are standing with one foot in France and one in Germany taking a piss, what are you? European"