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Joke of the Day
"A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar. The Steelers must be in town."
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"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"
"Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!"
"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please"""
"By the volume of the pans clanging in the kitchen. I think I'm supposed to go volunteer to help with something"
"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"
"What do you call sheep in the Middle East? Arak of lamb"
"Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. . . The bartender yells, ""Get the hell out of here! We don't serve breakfast!"""
"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."