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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't."

"What dance do hippies hate? A square dance."

"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"

"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"

"Where do books sleep? Under their covers."

"What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Hey Robin get in the car""!"

"How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty? She kept wetting the bed."

"Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!"

"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"