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Joke of the Day

"Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? Because it's made of hide"

"What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay."

"This upcoming USA presidential election That's it... that's the punch line."

"Tell me your best ""When is a --- not a ---?"" joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door? > When it's ajar! When are eyes not eyes? > When the wind makes them water!"

"I want to apologize to the person who followed me at 2:21am and unfollowed me by 6:45am. It was a wild ride, and I will miss you."

"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""

"All women say they just want to meet someone with a sense of humor - From what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious-"

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Pattie"

"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"

"I'm torn between having 'wish you were here' or 'look behind you' engraved on my headstone."