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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"
Next Joke
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms."
"Who invented the North America? TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America. SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Sarah!"
"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."
"I just spent fifteen minutes wondering how mermaids poop in case anyone out there is looking for a best friend or arch nemesis or something."
"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."
"I paid My 11 old $10 to do the dishes, so on her way to the bathroom I mugged her...because, you know, life lesson."
"nurse: are you allergic to any medicine? me: laughter nurse: hahaha. OH MY GOD- me [face swelling up]: i thold thou."
"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12."