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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"
Next Joke
"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"
"When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something fucks it up."
"I swallowed two pieces of string yesterday I shit you knot"
"What's the maximum velocity while having sex? 68, cause at 69 you flip over"
"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"
"There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."
"I walked into chemistry class... It was Boron"