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Joke of the Day
"Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/ 'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4."
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"i once told my girlfriend there was something between me and Taylor swift blank space"
"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"
"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"
"I ruined tonight's chilli. My ~~brother~~ sister said it was too spicey."
"No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us."
"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."
"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."
"A straight rooster says ""coco doodle doo"", a gay rooster says... ANY COCKLEDOO!"
"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."