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Joke of the Day
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"
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"My body is a temple but only because it hates Palestine"
"To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess."
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
"Just forgot the word 'bagel' and had to say, ""round toast donut."" I think I'm having a stroke."
"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there"
"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"
"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"
"If our body is made of cells, what's a picture made of? Pixels."
"The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the ""I'm sick"" voice."