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Joke of the Day

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."

"Women can be so ungrateful. I just made breakfast in bed & instead of thanking me, she screams ""Who are you! How did you get in my house?"""

"Fun fact: if you say ""I did the math,"" nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves."

"I saw a unicorn today. Okay fine, I saw a girl who ate her food without Instagramming it first. Same thing."

"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."

"Did you hear about the blonde who put ""Sagittarius"" at the bottom of application forms where it said ""Sign Here""."

"There is no solid evidence of global warming... ...it all melted."

"Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie? <in a Dutch accent> Not much Gouda"

"Memes This is my first post, make it good. I want memes"