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Joke of the Day

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"

"As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway."

"I'm a heroine addict Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!"

"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."

"Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence? The Cowboys' endzone; because no one goes there"

"You said imagine my life without you... So I closed my eyes & am on a beach with a man who knows how to change a toilet paper roll."

"confucious says man who worships the pussy.... puts his thrust in god."

"My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend."

"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"