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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of the Indian DJ? Sikh Beats."
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"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""
"I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps."
"Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market."
"I judge Usain Bolt based on his race All of his races, actually."
"A man walks in to a bar His alcoholism is destroying his family."
"[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider."
"If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed."
"What's the best way to turn a pussy into a dick? Give it a badge."
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