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Joke of the Day

"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love."

"Me: How are you doing? Is our date starting to feel a bit awkward? Her: Yeah, a little... Me: I was talking to my mom! Mom: No, I'm fine."

"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"

"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out"

"Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well. Don't drink and derive."

"How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop"

"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."