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Joke of the Day

"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"

"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"

"I could never cheat in a relationship... That would require TWO people finding me attractive. I can barely find one."

"There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular. I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free."

"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."

"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."

"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."

"Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!"

"What stresses fish out the most? Current events."