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Joke of the Day
"Co-worker: Why did you hit me with your chair?! Me: Because my desk is too heavy."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese"
"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"
"A while ago, I had an idea for a movie about the invention of the airplane It's been really hard getting it off the ground"
"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"
"What do you call a man with a 1 inch penis? Justin"
"Have you guys seen how expensive it is nowadays to fill your bicycle tires? Damn inflation..."
"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"
"Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord."