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Joke of the Day

"A while ago, I had an idea for a movie about the invention of the airplane It's been really hard getting it off the ground"

"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."

"Bought some vaginal jelly the other day... Didn't taste like it at all!!"

"When the ex saw 2 wine glasses in my sink, I hope he thought, ""she shared a bottle w/ a hot guy"" not ""drinking alone 2 nights in a row"""

"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."

"The only thing we can anticipate about Nelson Mandela's condition is that his rap discography is about to skyrocket in the charts."

"What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone? You-Rang-a-Tang?"

"What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers? Well hung."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your wife can take 3 dicks!"

"What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup? Cruisin' for a bruisin'"