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Joke of the Day

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids"

"She called me ugly I called her an ambulance"

"Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind"

"Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?"

"The black smoke coming from my toaster indicates a new pop tart has been selected!"

"My Grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."

"When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me."

"what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs"

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"