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Joke of the Day
"She called me ugly I called her an ambulance"
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"Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage"
"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."
"Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right."
"My wife complained that I don't give her flowers anymore. I replied that she doesn't give me blow jobs anymore."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"
"Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange."
"What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists? Yellow labs"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... ... then a chair and then a table."