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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"
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"The only day of the year that gives an order March 4th Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes. Just had to share the love!"
"If I had a dollar for every punchline I forgot... Uh...damn it!"
"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."
"Here's a promise - if a scuba shop is within sprinting distance of the ocean and they let me try stuff on I'm not paying for a damn thing."
"I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment."
"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"
"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."
"How do you know when someone smokes weed? Dont worry, they'll tell you."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"