1934

Joke of the Day

"Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?"

"Why did the rabbi walk into the bar? Because he likes oldfashioned jokes."

"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"

"What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!"

"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"

"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"

"I was pulled over by a female officer today When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer? She said ""ugh nothing!"""

"At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte"

"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."

"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"