1934
Joke of the Day
"Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?"
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"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"
"Mom: clean up ur room! We're having guests over for dinner Me: sorry, I didnt realize we were having dinner in my room"
"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."
"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."
"If a quiz is quizicle, what's a test?"
"Jesus has been living in my heart for years... ...and I still haven't received one rent check! No wonder they call him king of the Jews..."
"*interrogating cat* Admit it! You're a Communist! ""Meow"" A no-good red! ""Meow"" Tough guy eh? ""Meow"" We can do this all night. ""Mao"" Youwait"
"My girlfriend invited me to have some cyber-sex... I thought it was gonna be just some us time but it turned out it was a 4G!"
"Why did the Tour de France get raided? The police heard it was full of pedal-philes."